Toro Rosso renamed after bile extract found in large intestine.

"Grindintosecond" (Grindintosecond) 02/16/2020 at 10:12 • Filed to: None

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Alpha Tauri! Or partially from “Taurine” their Red Bull drink ingredient which, incidentally, was first isolated from Ox bile, later isolated from human bile in 1846. It’s essential to our cardiovascular function....

Anyway!

Alpha Tauri is Red Bulls clothing line startup! Do we desire to apply functional clothing to our bodies named after prime bile extract? well, I guess it depends on how it looks.

The clothes.

Not bile.

The logo is honestly a good one. I like it. Some marketing company made a bunch from this, and they probably get some outfits.

They could have named it after a more appealing ingredient, like the vitamins or syrups or other fluids. Alpha B? Alpha Carbonaut? Alpha weakberry flavor?

Bile byproducts. That’s the new trend. Yummy.

DipodomysDeserti > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 10:23

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It also means “bulls” in Latin.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 10:37

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I really have little idea what I just read, but it was posted to Oppo, so I'm sure it was meaningful and important.

Grindintosecond > DipodomysDeserti 02/16/2020 at 10:41

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Don’t go messing with my patrially educated westerner, uh, thinks.

Tauri were also people settled on the coast of the Crimean penninsula in first century BC .

Grindintosecond > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/16/2020 at 10:41

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The most important thing you will have read this year.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 11:06

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im sure alpha tauri is a planet or system far far away...

course im not sure if it was fictional or real...just that ive heard alpha tauri before 

InFierority Complex > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/16/2020 at 11:21

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You’re right. It’s a red giant 65 light years away.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > InFierority Complex 02/16/2020 at 11:23

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cheers :)

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 12:35

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After checking out their website, the clothing looks fine, albeit expensive.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 12:59

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It’s what they call Humans in general in Stargate. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 13:05

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I will accept your prognosis on that because Oppo.

Grindintosecond > gin-san - shitpost specialist 02/16/2020 at 14:11

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Indeed. but thats what clothing extracted from bull bile would cost. Not an easy process to make fine threads

XJDano > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 14:44

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No need to read any further this year. It’s all fluff after this. 

Textured Soy Protein > Grindintosecond 02/16/2020 at 19:46

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Um ...

The name is taken from AlphaTauri , the giant red star of the Taurus constellation

Grindintosecond > Textured Soy Protein 02/17/2020 at 09:44

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Thats what they had to come up with to hide the reality. Good ploy on their part.